Rena has asked me often what I look for in a dateable, so just for the heck of it (this a G rated blog). Here is my list with explanations. Please note, this list is somewhat facetious and somewhat serious.
1) Be female
1) Be female
1) Must like Foo Fighters, Incubus, and Weird Al. Weezer and QOTSA are also an acceptable answers as is The Black Keys. Actually I don't like Weird Al. Cole and Rena both like Weezer. Therefore, my dateable/significant other must like the Foos. Or at least tolerate them or one of the other bands. Or at least "like" them on facebook for my sake.
2) Vaccines: they don't cause autism and they are perfect against communicable diseases like cooties. Also great for herd immunity (sentence fragment).
3) Be illiterate: this is important. Sometimes I misspell words and use improper grammar (surprise, surprise it happens), if she is illiterate she won't know there are any problems....ignorance is bliss.
1) Be female
4) Not affiliated with a political party or able to have a political conversation if she does lean one direction or the other. I grew up more conservative/Republican. But ever sense college, I have gotten more liberal....even progressive (which in Glen Beck's bizarro world is dirty word). Plus I think conservatives have gotten more ideologically rigid. It's hard to talk about anything if you have black/white, right/wrong, left/right, conservative/liberal, patriot/traitor, us versus them dichotomous thinking.
5) Must understand the "who is the cheeseman?" reference. Cole does, but hates the cheeseman.
6) Must be my height or shorter. OR if she is taller, be willing to get height reduction surgery.
7) Have values, i.e., physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
8) Funnyish
1) Be female
4) Not affiliated with a political party or able to have a political conversation if she does lean one direction or the other. I grew up more conservative/Republican. But ever sense college, I have gotten more liberal....even progressive (which in Glen Beck's bizarro world is dirty word). Plus I think conservatives have gotten more ideologically rigid. It's hard to talk about anything if you have black/white, right/wrong, left/right, conservative/liberal, patriot/traitor, us versus them dichotomous thinking.
5) Must understand the "who is the cheeseman?" reference. Cole does, but hates the cheeseman.
6) Must be my height or shorter. OR if she is taller, be willing to get height reduction surgery.
7) Have values, i.e., physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
8) Funnyish
I like numbers 1, 1, 4, and 2. I had to ask Cole about cheeseman, but only cuz I thought it was a direct quote from something. But then, I got it.
ReplyDeleteWell done.
And nothing in there about bra size.
Kudos.
@Rena, what is a bra?
ReplyDeleteLOL. It's a mystery.
ReplyDeleteCan she be digital?
ReplyDelete@Kayla North...hypothetically yes. Also Xena
ReplyDeleteyou know trevor.......kayla meets all of these standards. just saying. :)
ReplyDeleteaccept for the illiterate part. can't say that about someone who reads books in other languages.
ReplyDeleteCole, Kayla only dates SIMS men or guys who play pokemon. Since most guys who play pokemon are under 10, he pool of potentials is very small.
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